लड़की का पिता - विवाह बराबर वालों में हो तभी सफल होता है.
उम्मीदवार - आप सही कहते हैं. मेरा और आपकी बेटी का विवाह भी सफल होगा.
लड़की का पिता - मगर तुम्हारी तो कोई हैसियत ही नहीं है.
उम्मीदवार - अभी कुछ नहीं है पर विवाह के बाद तो आप के बराबर हो जायेगी.
Ruling Party and Opposition Party have same policy.
What is that?
Both love power.
नौकर - मालकिन मैं आप के यहाँ काम नहीं कर सकता.
मालकिन -क्यों?
नौकर - आप मुझे ऐसे डांटती हैं जैसे मैं आपका पति हूँ.
It was Raju's first day in school.
When he returned home, his mother asked, 'what did you learn today?'
'Not much', Raju replied, 'tomorrow also I will have go to school'.
नेता - मैं कल से दहेज़ के खिलाफ अभियान चला रहा हूँ.
पत्रकार - आज से ही क्यों नहीं?
नेता - आज मेरे बेटे की शादी है.
Raju returned from school.
He was both happy and sad.
Happy, as he was promoted to class 2.
Sad, as his teacher was not promoted.
A minister while going to Parliament asked his driver, ‘Can you drive the car with your eyes closed?’
Driver replied in the negative.
Minister taunted the driver, ‘You can’t even drive the car with eyes closed, and we are driving the entire country with closed eyes.’
Driver got annoyed and closed his eyes. A big bang, people came running and took out the driver. They thanked him, ‘You have done a great service to the nation. May God rest the soul of minister in peace’.
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